About this service
We write the speech that the best man, maid of honor or another member of the wedding party gives at the reception. It is built on your friendship with the groom or bride: how you met, one or two stories that show who they are, a nod to the partner who changed them and a toast that brings the room together. Jokes tease but never embarrass, and nothing from the stag or hen party ends up in front of the grandparents.
What is included
- What you getA ready speech timed to your slot, with extra joke options to choose from in the higher packages and a version split for two speakers in Premium. You get it as text you can paste or download as a file.
- Friendship at the coreYour stories, your voice
- Teasing, not roastingFunny for guests of all ages
- Welcome to the partnerSo the speech is about both
- Toast to finishA clear moment to raise glasses
- Joint speech optionIn Premium, split by lines
How it works
- 1BriefYou share stories and red lines
- 2DraftWe shape the stories into a speech
- 3Rehearsal-readyTimed and easy to read aloud
What we need from you
Your role, the names of the couple, how you know the groom or bride, two or three stories, what you think of the partner and any topics to avoid.
We will ask you:
- Are you the best man, maid of honor or someone else?
- How did you meet the groom or bride?
- Which stories can we tell, and which are off-limits?
- Will you speak alone or together with another person?
Compare packages
| Packages | BasicSpeech up to 3 minutes$12 | StandardUp to 5 minutes + joke options$25 | PremiumUp to 7 minutes + joint version$45 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deadline | 1 day | 2 days | 3 days |
| Revisions | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Speaking time | up to 3 min | up to 5 min | up to 7 min |
| Extra joke options | 0 | 3 | 5 |
| Version for two speakers | No | No | Yes |
| Order Basic | Order Standard | Order Premium |
Payment protection
You pay when you order, but the money is released only for accepted work.
- Fixed priceThe package price does not change after you pay.
- The money is reservedWhen you pay, the amount is only reserved. It is released to the service once you accept the work.
- Checked before deliveryEvery result goes through a quality check before it reaches you, and you see it on the order page before accepting it.
- Free revisionsAsk for changes within your brief as many times as the package allows.
- Acceptance after 3 daysIf within 3 days of delivery you neither accept the work nor ask for changes, it is accepted automatically. If you write in the order chat after delivery, the order waits; once we answer, we may start the 3 days again and will say so in the chat.
- Redo or a full refundIf the result does not match your brief and the revisions did not fix it, or the work takes more than twice its deadline, write in the order chat: we will redo the work or refund the payment in full.
Questions and answers
I am not funny. Will that be a problem?
No. We write the jokes so they work on simple delivery, and the speech still lands if you keep only the warm parts.
Can you avoid anything about exes?
Yes, always. Exes, money and family conflicts stay out unless you insist.
The wedding is in another language. Can you help?
Yes. Tell us the language of the guests, and we can write the speech in it or add a few lines in a second language.