WritingFarewell speeches
Retirement or farewell speech
Pricefrom $10
Payment protectionDetails
- Revisions within the package are free.
- If you do not respond within 3 days of delivery, the work is accepted automatically.
The money is reserved when you pay and released only once you accept the work.
Example result
Example for the Standard package
Best man speech: a wedding for two teachers
Client: Daniel, best man at his brother's wedding. Task: a warm, funny speech of about 3 minutes, without embarrassing stories.
Good evening, everyone. For those who don't know me, I'm Daniel, Tom's younger brother, and for twenty-six years his main source of problems.
When we were kids, Tom made me a deal: he would teach me to ride a bike if I did his chores for a month. I learned in two days. I did the chores for a month. That's when I realized my brother would make a great teacher.
And he did. But the best lesson he ever taught me was the day he called me and said, "I met someone who laughs at my jokes." I said, "Tom, that's not possible." Then I met Anna. And she really does.
Anna, you are patient, kind and organized, which is perfect, because Tom has been looking for his keys since 2009. Thank you for making my brother so happy that he now sings in the car. Loudly. Badly.
Tom and Anna, you both spend your days helping other people's children grow. I hope you never stop learning from each other.
Please raise your glasses: to Tom and Anna!
Timing: about 2 min 50 s at a calm pace. Note: pause after the bike story and the keys line, these get the laughs.
The client and all details are made up.
About this service
We write a birthday, jubilee or anniversary speech that makes the person of the day feel seen: a few true details, a light story, wishes that do not sound like a greeting card and a toast to close. It works for a milestone birthday, a parents' anniversary or a colleague's jubilee at work.
What is included
- What you getA ready toast or speech of the length you need, easy to say at the table or on a microphone. You get it as text on the order page and as a PDF file.
- Personal detailsFacts and habits only friends would know
- Right moodFunny, touching or formal
- Wishes that fitNot copied from greeting cards
- Toast to finishA clear moment to raise glasses
- For family or workTuned to who is listening
How it works
- 1BriefYou tell us about the person and the party
- 2WritingWe write the toast in your voice
- 3PolishWe adjust it to your notes
What we need from you
Whose celebration it is, the occasion, who you are to them, a few facts, habits or stories, and the mood of the party.
We will ask you:
- Whose celebration is it and what is the occasion?
- Who are you to them?
- What stories or traits should we mention?
- Who will be listening?
Compare packages
| Packages | BasicShort toast$10 | StandardCelebration speech$20 | PremiumSpeech + two toasts$39 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deadline | 1 day | 2 days | 3 days |
| Revisions | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Speaking time | up to 1 min | up to 3 min | up to 5 min |
| Extra short toasts | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Order Basic | Order Standard | Order Premium |
Payment protection
You pay when you order, but the money is released only for accepted work.
- Fixed priceThe package price does not change after you pay.
- The money is reservedWhen you pay, the amount is only reserved. It is released to the service once you accept the work.
- Checked before deliveryEvery result goes through a quality check before it reaches you, and you see it on the order page before accepting it.
- Free revisionsAsk for changes within your brief as many times as the package allows.
- Acceptance after 3 daysIf within 3 days of delivery you neither accept the work nor ask for changes, it is accepted automatically. If you write in the order chat after delivery, the order waits; once we answer, we may start the 3 days again and will say so in the chat.
- Redo or a full refundIf the result does not match your brief and the revisions did not fix it, or the work takes more than twice its deadline, write in the order chat: we will redo the work or refund the payment in full.
Questions and answers
Can you write it as a poem?
This order is a spoken speech. A poem for the occasion can be ordered as a separate service.
Can it be for a colleague I do not know well?
Yes. Share what you know about their role and achievements, and we keep the tone warm but professional.
Can I ask for changes?
Yes, within the revisions of your package.
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