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- Revisions within the package are free.
- If you do not respond within 3 days of delivery, the work is accepted automatically.
The money is reserved when you pay and released only once you accept the work.
Example result
Party scenario: a pirate-themed 8th birthday
Timeline
| Time | Block | What happens |
|---|---|---|
| 14:00 | Welcome | Kids get a pirate name tag and a bandana; crews of 4 |
| 14:15 | Opening | Captain's speech, the "lost map" appears |
| 14:25 | Game 1 | Cannonball relay |
| 14:45 | Game 2 | Knots & riddles station |
| 15:05 | Snack break | "Ship's galley": pizza and juice |
| 15:30 | Game 3 | Treasure hunt with 5 clues |
| 16:05 | Cake | Song, candles, "pirate oath" |
| 16:20 | Farewell | Gold coin bags, crew photo |
Host lines (opening)
Tom (in captain's hat): "Ahoy, crew! I'm Captain Redbeard, and this morning a seagull dropped this on our deck." (holds up a torn map) "Half a map! Legend says the other half is hidden right here, guarded by riddles only real pirates can solve. Are you real pirates?" (kids shout "Aye!") "I can't hear you over the waves!" (louder "AYE!") "Then earn your gold. Three trials, one treasure. Crews, to your ships!"
Games and contests
Cannonball relay (20 min)
Each crew carries water balloons on a big spoon to their "ship" (a hula hoop) 10 metres away. A dropped "cannonball" goes back to the start. The crew with the most balloons in 3 minutes wins a map piece. Rain option: use ping-pong balls indoors.
Knots & riddles (20 min)
Two tasks per crew: tie a simple knot from a picture card, and solve 3 riddles. Example: "I have a bed but never sleep, a mouth but never eat. What am I?" (A river.)
Treasure hunt (35 min)
Five clues in rhyme lead around the yard. Clue 1: "Where green things grow and the hose sleeps tight, look under the pot that's painted white." The last clue leads to a chest with gold coin bags for everyone — no crew loses.
Props list
- 16 bandanas, name tags, captain's hat
- Torn map in 4 pieces, 5 rhyme clue cards
- 4 hula hoops, 4 large spoons, 40 water balloons
- Small chest, 16 bags of chocolate coins
Backup ideas
- If a game ends early: "Captain says" (pirate version of Simon says)
- If kids get tired: quiet "message in a bottle" drawing at the table
Client: the Novak family. Occasion: Leo's 8th birthday. Guests: 12 kids aged 7–9, 4 parents. Venue: backyard plus a living room in case of rain. Length: 2.5 hours. Host: Leo's dad, Tom.
The client and all details are made up.
About this service
Casting panels have heard the popular published monologues hundreds of times, and an original piece lets them watch you rather than compare you with the last ten actors. We write original audition monologues of one to two minutes with a clear objective, someone specific being spoken to, a turn in the middle and active language that gives you something to play, matched to your age range and casting type. Higher packages add a contrasting piece, comic against dramatic, as many auditions ask for.
What is included
- What you getOriginal audition monologues with a short context note, the character's objective and an estimated running time, in the number your package includes. You get it as text on the order page that you can copy or download.
- OriginalNot a piece the panel knows
- Clear objectiveSomething to play, not just say
- A turnA shift that shows your range
- Your casting typeAge and type you will be cast in
- Context noteWho, where, to whom
How it works
- 1BriefYou share your type and the audition
- 2MonologueWe write it for you to play
- 3AuditionYou rehearse and perform it
What we need from you
Your playing age and casting type, what the audition is for, the length required, comic or dramatic, the styles you play well and any rules of the audition, such as contemporary only.
We will ask you:
- What is your playing age and casting type?
- What is the audition for?
- Comic, dramatic or one of each?
Compare packages
| Packages | Basic1 monologue$10 | Standard2 contrasting monologues$20 | Premium3 monologues$39 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deadline | 1 day | 2 days | 3 days |
| Revisions | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Monologues | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Length each | up to 1 minute | up to 2 minutes | up to 2 minutes |
| Contrasting pair | No | Yes | Yes |
| Order Basic | Order Standard | Order Premium |
Payment protection
You pay when you order, but the money is released only for accepted work.
- Fixed priceThe package price does not change after you pay.
- The money is reservedWhen you pay, the amount is only reserved. It is released to the service once you accept the work.
- Checked before deliveryEvery result goes through a quality check before it reaches you, and you see it on the order page before accepting it.
- Free revisionsAsk for changes within your brief as many times as the package allows.
- Acceptance after 3 daysIf within 3 days of delivery you neither accept the work nor ask for changes, it is accepted automatically. If you write in the order chat after delivery, the order waits; once we answer, we may start the 3 days again and will say so in the chat.
- Redo or a full refundIf the result does not match your brief and the revisions did not fix it, or the work takes more than twice its deadline, write in the order chat: we will redo the work or refund the payment in full.
Questions and answers
Are original monologues allowed in auditions?
Many allow them, but some drama schools require pieces from published plays. Check the audition rules before you choose an original piece.
Can you write in a regional accent or dialect?
Yes, we can write rhythm and word choice for a region you name. The accent itself is yours to play.
Do you stage or perform it?
No. We write the script; you and your cast rehearse and perform it.