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- Revisions within the package are free.
- If you do not respond within 3 days of delivery, the work is accepted automatically.
The money is reserved when you pay and released only once you accept the work.
Example result
Party scenario: a pirate-themed 8th birthday
Timeline
| Time | Block | What happens |
|---|---|---|
| 14:00 | Welcome | Kids get a pirate name tag and a bandana; crews of 4 |
| 14:15 | Opening | Captain's speech, the "lost map" appears |
| 14:25 | Game 1 | Cannonball relay |
| 14:45 | Game 2 | Knots & riddles station |
| 15:05 | Snack break | "Ship's galley": pizza and juice |
| 15:30 | Game 3 | Treasure hunt with 5 clues |
| 16:05 | Cake | Song, candles, "pirate oath" |
| 16:20 | Farewell | Gold coin bags, crew photo |
Host lines (opening)
Tom (in captain's hat): "Ahoy, crew! I'm Captain Redbeard, and this morning a seagull dropped this on our deck." (holds up a torn map) "Half a map! Legend says the other half is hidden right here, guarded by riddles only real pirates can solve. Are you real pirates?" (kids shout "Aye!") "I can't hear you over the waves!" (louder "AYE!") "Then earn your gold. Three trials, one treasure. Crews, to your ships!"
Games and contests
Cannonball relay (20 min)
Each crew carries water balloons on a big spoon to their "ship" (a hula hoop) 10 metres away. A dropped "cannonball" goes back to the start. The crew with the most balloons in 3 minutes wins a map piece. Rain option: use ping-pong balls indoors.
Knots & riddles (20 min)
Two tasks per crew: tie a simple knot from a picture card, and solve 3 riddles. Example: "I have a bed but never sleep, a mouth but never eat. What am I?" (A river.)
Treasure hunt (35 min)
Five clues in rhyme lead around the yard. Clue 1: "Where green things grow and the hose sleeps tight, look under the pot that's painted white." The last clue leads to a chest with gold coin bags for everyone — no crew loses.
Props list
- 16 bandanas, name tags, captain's hat
- Torn map in 4 pieces, 5 rhyme clue cards
- 4 hula hoops, 4 large spoons, 40 water balloons
- Small chest, 16 bags of chocolate coins
Backup ideas
- If a game ends early: "Captain says" (pirate version of Simon says)
- If kids get tired: quiet "message in a bottle" drawing at the table
Client: the Novak family. Occasion: Leo's 8th birthday. Guests: 12 kids aged 7–9, 4 parents. Venue: backyard plus a living room in case of rain. Length: 2.5 hours. Host: Leo's dad, Tom.
The client and all details are made up.
About this service
New comedians usually have funny stories but tell them like stories, with the laugh arriving once at the end, when a set needs a setup, a punchline and two or three tags every few lines. We take your ideas, observations and real stories and shape them into bits with tight setups, punchlines, tags and a callback to close, keeping your voice and your point of view. Delivery notes mark pauses, act-outs and where to let the laugh breathe.
What is included
- What you getA stand-up set written out bit by bit with setups, punchlines and tags, delivery notes, a running order with timing and, in the higher packages, alternative punchlines to test at open mics. You get it as text on the order page that you can copy or download.
- Your material, tightenedYour stories, not someone else's jokes
- Laughs per minuteTags after every punchline
- Running orderStrong open, strong close
- Callback closeAn ending that ties back
- Delivery notesPauses and act-outs marked
How it works
- 1MaterialYou share your stories and ideas
- 2SetWe shape them into bits
- 3Open micYou test it and keep what works
What we need from you
Your ideas, stories and observations, even rough ones, who you are on stage, the length of your spot, the kind of rooms you play and topics you will not joke about.
We will ask you:
- How long is your spot?
- Who are you on stage?
- Which topics will you not joke about?
Compare packages
| Packages | Basic5-minute set$12 | Standard10-minute set$25 | Premium20-minute set$45 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deadline | 1 day | 2 days | 3 days |
| Revisions | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Set length | up to 5 minutes | up to 10 minutes | up to 20 minutes |
| Bits | up to 4 | up to 8 | up to 15 |
| Alternative punchlines | No | Yes | Yes |
| Order Basic | Order Standard | Order Premium |
Payment protection
You pay when you order, but the money is released only for accepted work.
- Fixed priceThe package price does not change after you pay.
- The money is reservedWhen you pay, the amount is only reserved. It is released to the service once you accept the work.
- Checked before deliveryEvery result goes through a quality check before it reaches you, and you see it on the order page before accepting it.
- Free revisionsAsk for changes within your brief as many times as the package allows.
- Acceptance after 3 daysIf within 3 days of delivery you neither accept the work nor ask for changes, it is accepted automatically. If you write in the order chat after delivery, the order waits; once we answer, we may start the 3 days again and will say so in the chat.
- Redo or a full refundIf the result does not match your brief and the revisions did not fix it, or the work takes more than twice its deadline, write in the order chat: we will redo the work or refund the payment in full.
Questions and answers
Will it sound like me?
Yes, as long as you send us your material in your own words. We tighten and structure it, but keep your phrasing and point of view.
Can you write jokes from scratch on any topic?
We can add bits on topics you name, but sets work best when they grow from your own life, so send at least a few stories.
Are the jokes original?
Yes, written for you from your material. We do not borrow known comedians' bits.