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- Revisions within the package are free.
- If you do not respond within 3 days of delivery, the work is accepted automatically.
The money is reserved when you pay and released only once you accept the work.
Example result
Party scenario: a pirate-themed 8th birthday
Timeline
| Time | Block | What happens |
|---|---|---|
| 14:00 | Welcome | Kids get a pirate name tag and a bandana; crews of 4 |
| 14:15 | Opening | Captain's speech, the "lost map" appears |
| 14:25 | Game 1 | Cannonball relay |
| 14:45 | Game 2 | Knots & riddles station |
| 15:05 | Snack break | "Ship's galley": pizza and juice |
| 15:30 | Game 3 | Treasure hunt with 5 clues |
| 16:05 | Cake | Song, candles, "pirate oath" |
| 16:20 | Farewell | Gold coin bags, crew photo |
Host lines (opening)
Tom (in captain's hat): "Ahoy, crew! I'm Captain Redbeard, and this morning a seagull dropped this on our deck." (holds up a torn map) "Half a map! Legend says the other half is hidden right here, guarded by riddles only real pirates can solve. Are you real pirates?" (kids shout "Aye!") "I can't hear you over the waves!" (louder "AYE!") "Then earn your gold. Three trials, one treasure. Crews, to your ships!"
Games and contests
Cannonball relay (20 min)
Each crew carries water balloons on a big spoon to their "ship" (a hula hoop) 10 metres away. A dropped "cannonball" goes back to the start. The crew with the most balloons in 3 minutes wins a map piece. Rain option: use ping-pong balls indoors.
Knots & riddles (20 min)
Two tasks per crew: tie a simple knot from a picture card, and solve 3 riddles. Example: "I have a bed but never sleep, a mouth but never eat. What am I?" (A river.)
Treasure hunt (35 min)
Five clues in rhyme lead around the yard. Clue 1: "Where green things grow and the hose sleeps tight, look under the pot that's painted white." The last clue leads to a chest with gold coin bags for everyone — no crew loses.
Props list
- 16 bandanas, name tags, captain's hat
- Torn map in 4 pieces, 5 rhyme clue cards
- 4 hula hoops, 4 large spoons, 40 water balloons
- Small chest, 16 bags of chocolate coins
Backup ideas
- If a game ends early: "Captain says" (pirate version of Simon says)
- If kids get tired: quiet "message in a bottle" drawing at the table
Client: the Novak family. Occasion: Leo's 8th birthday. Guests: 12 kids aged 7–9, 4 parents. Venue: backyard plus a living room in case of rain. Length: 2.5 hours. Host: Leo's dad, Tom.
The client and all details are made up.
About this service
A skit at a company party or on a conference stage is performed by colleagues, not actors, in front of their own managers, so the jokes have to land for everyone in the room and still feel safe on Monday morning. We write skits built on shared workplace experience, such as the never-ending meeting, the printer, the launch that slipped, with parts that non-actors can read from a card and leaders who are happy to laugh at themselves. Nobody is the butt of a joke without agreeing to it first.
What is included
- What you getA skit script with roles, lines short enough to read from cards, stage directions and a props list, sized for your event slot and cast. You get it as text on the order page that you can copy or download.
- Shared experienceSituations the whole room knows
- Monday-safeNo jokes at someone's expense
- Non-actor friendlyShort lines that work from a card
- Leaders in on the jokeSelf-irony, not mockery
- Fits your slotTimed for the programme
How it works
- 1CompanyYou share the event, cast and in-jokes
- 2SkitWe write it for non-actors
- 3StageYour colleagues rehearse and perform
What we need from you
The event and audience, the slot length, who is willing to perform and their roles at work, shared jokes and situations everyone knows, the company's year in a few lines and topics to avoid.
We will ask you:
- What is the event, and who is in the audience?
- Who will perform, and how comfortable are they on stage?
- Which shared jokes or situations should appear?
Compare packages
| Packages | BasicUp to 5 minutes$15 | StandardUp to 10 minutes$29 | PremiumUp to 20 minutes$55 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deadline | 1 day | 2 days | 3 days |
| Revisions | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Skit length | up to 5 minutes | up to 10 minutes | up to 20 minutes |
| Roles | up to 4 | up to 8 | up to 12 |
| Props list | Yes | Yes | Yes |
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Payment protection
You pay when you order, but the money is released only for accepted work.
- Fixed priceThe package price does not change after you pay.
- The money is reservedWhen you pay, the amount is only reserved. It is released to the service once you accept the work.
- Checked before deliveryEvery result goes through a quality check before it reaches you, and you see it on the order page before accepting it.
- Free revisionsAsk for changes within your brief as many times as the package allows.
- Acceptance after 3 daysIf within 3 days of delivery you neither accept the work nor ask for changes, it is accepted automatically. If you write in the order chat after delivery, the order waits; once we answer, we may start the 3 days again and will say so in the chat.
- Redo or a full refundIf the result does not match your brief and the revisions did not fix it, or the work takes more than twice its deadline, write in the order chat: we will redo the work or refund the payment in full.
Questions and answers
Can managers take part?
Yes, and audiences love it. We give them parts where they laugh at themselves, which always plays better than jokes aimed at staff.
Can it work for an international team?
Yes. Tell us, and we keep humour visual and situational rather than based on wordplay that does not translate.
Do you stage or perform it?
No. We write the script; you and your cast rehearse and perform it.